Looking to add a little bitterness to your holiday season? Then FESTIVUS is the book you cannot do without!Take Frosty behind the woodshed...the time has come for Festivus! The event celebrated by Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) on Seinfeld, where participants raise aluminum poles, compete in feats of strength and undertake the airing of grievances, has transcended television. People are actually observing Festivus! In this side-splitting romp through the real world of Festivus, Allen Salkin meets Miss Festivus, tastes Festivus beer, and ponders the Festivus snail, showing how anyone with a little creativity--and a dash of Costanza--can celebrate a Happy Festivus!- Mom, is that you? Dozens of photos and illustrations of actual Festivus celebrants in their natural habitats.- Be sure to wash the nails: Tasty Festivus recipes like Shrimp Impaled on Mini Festivus Poles.- There she is, Miss Festivus! Judge your own Festivus beauty pageant (the abilities to bowl a 170 and clean a carburetor count big).- Are those my chestnuts roasting? Lyrics and chords to those smash hits O Festivus! and Gather `Round the Pole.- A foreword by Father Festivus himself, Jerry Stiller! See why Festivus is more fun than being killed by a giant boulder.
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The Bean Trees
Taylor Greer, from rural Kentucky, buys a 1955 Volkswagen and drives west. Along the way, she picks up an abandoned 3-year-old Native American girl named Turtle, and by the time she pulls up at the Jesus Is Lord Used Tire Auto Repair Shop, Taylor is well on her way towards establishing an adventurous new life in the desert land of the Southwest. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.
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Fodor's Scandinavia
Detailed and timely information on accommodations, restaurants, and local attractions highlight these updated travel guides, which feature all-new covers, a two-color interior design, symbols to indicate budget options, must-see ratings, multi-day itineraries, Smart Travel Tips, helpful bulleted maps, tips on transportation, guidelines for shopping excursions, and other valuable features. Original. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.
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The Best in Tent Camping: Virginia, 2nd: A Guide for Car Campers Who Hate RVs, Concrete Slabs, and Loud Portable Stereos
If you subscribe to the opinion that Japanese lanterns, televisions, and electric guitars are not essential camping equipment, then The Best in Tent Camping: Virginia should be your constant outdoor companion.
From the storied coastline to the mountains of Shenandoah, camping in the Old Dominion has never been better. The Best in Tent Camping: Virginia is a guidebook for tent campers who like quiet, scenic, and serene campsites. It's the perfect resource if you blanch at the thought of pitching...
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